Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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