carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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