Fine. I'll sleep in my office
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Randomize
