i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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