So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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