I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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Wipe that smile off your face.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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