And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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