somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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