yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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