dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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