carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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