Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Fuck appropriateness.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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