We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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