My friends, they love my intelligence
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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