ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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