Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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