can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
