I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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