do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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