Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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