What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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