i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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