Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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