is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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