its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
