I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
3pm strippers are depressing
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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