are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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