I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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