I heard we made out
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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