Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
fuck your aforementioned shoe
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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