It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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