He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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