maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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