I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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