real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
