There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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