Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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