that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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