i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
please come you make the beer taste better
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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