Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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