do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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