I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
