Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We're not piercing ourselves today.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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