yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Me too!
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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