I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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