So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish I could teleport
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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