as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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