Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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