I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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