is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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